Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Well, today just created this blog of my.So not fun one.Today in school, I was with Geok Hong then we talk about who like who lah.I know is very lame but we have nothing to do so talk about that lah.When I was like talking, I was also blushing lo.LOLAfter recess, we went back to class for Maths.The Maths teacher very erms...I was like falling asleep...When it was second last period,Geok Hong go tell the person that I like that I like him,I was like please dun tell him leh...Very pai sei one leh... Now he putting a cold shoulder on me...Haix... Sianx sia...Dunno wat to do now.Very bored...I feel like crying... feel alone...Very sad loh.Now I cannot get close to him and understand him better...I feel like dying!!!!to cheer myself up, I prepared some jokes for you...#Jokes of the day#
Ah Beng:I am Proud,coz my son is in Medical College
Friend:Really, wat is he studing?
Ah Beng:No,he id=s not studying,they are studing him.
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Ah Beng:People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife:How do you noe?
Ah Beng:Today, \I went to the Park,everybody said:"Oh GOD,You have come again...
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Ah Beng complained to Police Man:Sir,all items are been stolen,except the television set in my house.
Police Man:How the theif did not take it?
Ah Beng:I was watching TV news...
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Ah Beng comes back to his car and found a note saying"Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole"Thanks for complement"
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in skool?
He is the one who erasers the note from thebook when teacher erasers the board.
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A girl from Tibet went to ShandHai for a job interview.To test her English,the China boss asked her to form sentences with :green,pink,yello,blue,white,purple and black.
She answered:"I heared phone GREEN,GREEN,then i go PINK up the phone and I answered, saying:YELLOW, BLUES there?WHITE did you say?Oh wrong number,dun PURPLELY disturb people and dun call BLACK, okay?"
Then the Boss said:"You go BLACK now and wait for phone GREEN GREEN."
Very funny lohs.
Nothing to say lehs.
BYE!!!
GREEN GREEN, your phone is GREENING!!
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6:58:00 AM
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